Go on…
I promise I'll delete them if we ever break up.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 10:18, 10 replies)

Pfft.
"I'll tap the top of your head just before"
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 11:49, closed)

"Oh, no, of course it wont get in your eyes"

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 17:05, closed)

POIDH

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 14:05, closed)

Also:
"Yes, I'm taking a video, but don't worry, I won't put it on facebook."

I was the recipient of that one, though…
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 20:31, closed)

omg
this one gives me the sweats.
(TheFlyingOnion. looking forward to, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 21:12, closed)

You've seen the video of Ungersven? That repulsive?
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 21:31, closed)

ha ha
I promise not to tell if you don't*...




*may or may not be broken at a later date
(TheFlyingOnion. looking forward to, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:07, closed)

Oh, oh!
"Yes, I am working as an escort, but I won't sleep with any of them. You're the third guy I've been with."

I should probably stop thinking of that relationship during this QOTW…
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sat 4 Dec 2010, 21:50, closed)

More to the point
You should probably get yourself tested.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 3:01, closed)

I had to track down an old girlfriend
...who I hadn't seen in about 15 years. I needed a signature when I moved house, as her name was still on some paperwork. I managed to locate her, and phoned to sort it all out.

All perfectly pleasant and mature. I'd married, she'd married, we were just two sensible adults sorting out some grown-up paperwork. Well, apart from the fact that I had a slide-show of hardcore shag-pictures of her on my computer screen, all the time I was talking to her...

Arf arf arf!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 16:55, closed)