I was in the student union tonight (surprise surprise)
While the bar was being staffed by two female friends of mine.

Enter the daddy-long-legs.

Cue them running out from behind the bar and refusing to go back until I caught it and threw it out of the window.

This happened about once an hour for the five hours I was there. I finally left about 10 minutes before closing time.




Just after closing time, when I knew the more excitable of the two would be waiting, alone in the dark, for her taxi home, I sent her a text reading:

"There have been reported sightings of vampire moths in the area. Whatever you do, DON'T LOOK LIKE A TREE".




She will try to kill me tomorrow, but I think that's a small price to pay.
( MatJ LOOK, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:02, 3 replies)

Whatever you do, DON'T LOOK LIKE A TREE
Good advice generally, I find. *clicks*
(Seebeedee, Sun 17 May 2009, 13:02, closed)

Noted for future
use. Will avoid tree like stances whilst waiting for taxis. *clicks*
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Sun 17 May 2009, 15:04, closed)

Uh oh, it's that word 'cue' again.
Aaargh.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:04, closed)