Started out as freind then got a bit out of control
At first he was a real mate to me, even going so far as to put me up when I had a fire in my flat. He was a bit werid,a bit of a smart arse but was really cool to hang around with cos he genuinely didn't give a shit about anything.
Soon though he started to get a bit agressive, Outside the bar he provoked me and provoked me untill I snapped and hit him.
Weird thing was he loved it. We stayed freinds and I carried on living with him.
Then the Practical Jokes started, at the same time he moved a load of other freinds into the house too, the fun started to go out of the freindship then, Things were getting out of control and I tried and failed to sever the freindship.
Thats when I found I was in way over my head, His mates were everwhere.
Long story short I had to shoot him, which ended badly for me as you can imagine.
Hes gone now.
I still miss him tho
Whereever you are Tyler hope your well.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:37, 10 replies)

oi
"whats the 1st rule about fight club"

Made me laugh, thanks I needed that.
(wobbler, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:13, closed)

I got as far as "...even going so far as to put me up when I had a fire in my flat..." and knew exactly what it was going to be.

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:28, closed)

And the prize for most
"e's" added to wherever goes to

*drum roll*

JohnOdin! What with the Unnecessary Capitalisation Award this is a very good night for him

*claps*

I was going to let you off the wrong your/you're use but I just can't...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 May 2009, 22:59, closed)

My fave was
"He was a bit werid"

I'm actually going to start using this new word in conversation. Werid. Mm.
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Sun 17 May 2009, 23:18, closed)

At least he's consistent
Werid for weird
Freinds for friends

It's a sophisticated cypher which switches the third and fourth letter.

Or he's a stpuid cutn.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:10, closed)

Beautiful Layers of Irony
in bullying someone in a thread about bullying.
Its like performance art.
(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:50, closed)

I usually wouldn't click such a horrendously written post
But it did fool me until the end so fuck it, here you go.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:48, closed)

it fooled you?
are you a spacktard?
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:33, closed)

Belt the fuckin' mong!
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:19, closed)

belt him?
rape him and shit down his mother's throat
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:54, closed)