How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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I call it managment
Work in leisure attractions long enough, you become a manager. Be a manager long enough, you become the house manager. Then skiving is what you do for a living. And if you run a wine museum eveyone else is drunk.
if you get questioned mutter something about 'customers' and its accepted.
takes a while to get the thousand yard stare tho
if the alarm goes off I shout at people to get out or if i'm really bored I do it anyway
I served my time at Alton Towers (many tours there) so i'm entitled!
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 16:32, Reply)
Work in leisure attractions long enough, you become a manager. Be a manager long enough, you become the house manager. Then skiving is what you do for a living. And if you run a wine museum eveyone else is drunk.
if you get questioned mutter something about 'customers' and its accepted.
takes a while to get the thousand yard stare tho
if the alarm goes off I shout at people to get out or if i'm really bored I do it anyway
I served my time at Alton Towers (many tours there) so i'm entitled!
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 16:32, Reply)
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