How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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waggingi dont wag work, i feel too bad when i do, but when i get back from my lunch-break instead of getting back into it i need to spend 10-15mins "fixing my braces". when questioned about it: "oh, my orthodontist says its really important that i do this after every meal" while either doing nothing or (if someone is looking) running my tongue over my teeth while holding up a mirror.
at school i would simply not turn up to class, as i went to a small school everyone covered for each other and we'd basically take it in turns at showing up and taking notes, although people tended to prefer when i wagged because i would write nonsense and the lyrics to whatever song was in my head instead of schoolwork.....
i did surprisingly well in my exams though :D
needless to say i plan on enjoying uni when i start next year, everyone should study to be a teacher, i dont plan on working ever
apologies for sounding like a slacker, i am australian and compared to everyone else i have a good work ethic ;)
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 9:22, Reply)
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