my working day
When working from home :

8:30 - get up
8:35 - make a phone call to the boss pretending i have been up a while and already started
8:40 - have breakfast, followed by a bit of morningtelevision
9:30 - Write a couple of emails asking really pointless questions - preferably ones which require in depth answers
10:00 If boss phones, tell him i'm waiting for replies to these emails
10:30 - early elevenses
11:15 - acknowledge receipt of emails and promise prompt reply
11:20 - have a quick troll through b3ta
12:00 until 14:00 - if the boss phones between 12 and 1 i say thats my lunch hour, if he phones between 1 and 2 then the same applies.
14:00 - reply to emails received, maybe make a few phone calls
14:30 - cup of tea followed by biscuits (preferably jaffa cakes)
15:00 - phone boss to ask if he has been trying to email me then explain that my internet connection is down
15:30 - phone boss to tell him my internet connection is back up
15:45 - phone a few customers who generally will not be available at this time as their skiving pattern differs to mine
16:00 - Do a bit of tat in photoshop and send it to office as 'draft' - then afternoon snack, followed by countdown
17:00 - finish 'work'

I make this about an hour and a half of actual work.

/edit and for spastic lequeer and any OTHER pedants out there, yes i know countdown is at 15:15 now, but i might have sky plus so can watch it whenever i choose (although it WOULD be yesterdays episode)
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 10:55, Reply)