How I Skive Off Work
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
Admit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
( , Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Please go directly to hell, do not collect £200
Not that I'm a huge skiver these days, there was one incident that still makes me feel seriously guilty.
About 6years ago I worked for a Telecomms company. One Thursday night was round a mate's house, and decide we should all go to Amsterdam via Eurostar. Only problem was that I had to work on Friday and the Saturday.
This led to me making a phonecall at 4am from a Waterloo Station payphone claiming my Grandma just had a heart attack (She died about 5yrs previously) and I was off to Sweden to see her in hospital.
Cue myself rocking up to 'Dam for the Queens Mayday festival 4hours later. Great w-end though.
First class ticket to hell please
( , Thu 28 Apr 2005, 12:32, Reply)
Not that I'm a huge skiver these days, there was one incident that still makes me feel seriously guilty.
About 6years ago I worked for a Telecomms company. One Thursday night was round a mate's house, and decide we should all go to Amsterdam via Eurostar. Only problem was that I had to work on Friday and the Saturday.
This led to me making a phonecall at 4am from a Waterloo Station payphone claiming my Grandma just had a heart attack (She died about 5yrs previously) and I was off to Sweden to see her in hospital.
Cue myself rocking up to 'Dam for the Queens Mayday festival 4hours later. Great w-end though.
First class ticket to hell please
( , Thu 28 Apr 2005, 12:32, Reply)
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