How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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Tip: work very fastThe secret to skiving is hard work. Really.
I type blindingly fast and can therefore do the stuff I'm meant to do about twice as quick as any of my colleagues. So I rattle away like an absolute bugger for a bit, then just get on the net and pass the time. Last year my raise was three times the average for the department plus I got a bonus.
The company is still shit though and pays people zip, which is why I find myself taking this stance. These stories are all funny but in an ideal world I wouldn't have one of my own because I'd care enough about what I did that I didn't skive.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2005, 1:26, Reply)
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