I didn't stand on the deck of a warship laughing and drinking rum
while we shelled a french fleet in harbour to be called condescending by a damn frog!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:06, 1 reply)

I didn't spend six years in the last war in a minor advisory post
in the Vichy government, quaffing wine with Schutzstaffel officers in order to have my country's Navy insulted by the likes of you, sir!
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:13, closed)

I didn't call that bounder Charles De Gaulle
a frog munching, troll faced, worse than hitler, lanky, cunt faced poofter to have my glorious naval career questioned by a communist like you!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:17, closed)

And Charles de Gaulle, sir, didn't replace every one of the French colonial soldiers
with more ironically camera friendly lantern-jawed white chaps on his triumphant return to Paris, so that guttersnipes like you could call him a poof!

Zut alors, I've a mind to go on strike!
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:22, closed)

A typical French attitude!
If you'd have spent more time firing your little pop guns than sitting on the maginot line on strike because the wine wasn't room temperature then we wouldn't have left you out of our glorious victory at Dunkirk!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:26, closed)

That's it, it's ALL OUT WAR
Now, if you would be so kind, direct me to the nearest bar so that I might commence collaberation.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:30, closed)

If you'll kindly sign this document we'll have you processed in no time.
Should only take about two or three months.
Gin?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:32, closed)

Did you two write 'allo 'allo?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:13, closed)