Will be in flames for burning the Bible
Back in the day, when I was smoking rollies, I made the classic mistake of buying tobacco but no papers.

Once I was home and realised my error, I decided to use pages from a worn-out Bible to roll up. Even worse, I eschewed the blank papers on the basis that I may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.

Revelation does state that "the leaves of the trees are for the healing of the nations", so there's my excuse. Tobacco is close to being a tree, right?
(wertperch is losing his hair, marbles and patience., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:41, 3 replies)

However, you now have tiny particles of the Word of God coursing through your veins after inhaling them.
What could be more holy than that?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:48, closed)

Holy Smoke

Come on, someone had to say it
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:11, closed)

Reminds me of the time.
I wanted to clean beer and pork scratchings from my keyboard and grabbed the first thing that came to hand. It was a book I'd got bored reading part way through -- a story about some bloke called Muhammed I think.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:16, closed)