Pew pew pew
Back around 1980 I was chief reporter of a local rag in a Home Counties Cathedral city - and a hardline atheist (and a troublemaker). I came across a small group of angry ladies who were promoting the scandalous idea that women could become priests. It struck me that such an idea would cause chaos in the church establishment and was an opportunity for mischief not to be missed.
So I became their secret press adviser and spin writer, while also giving them maximum publicity in my own paper. It culminated in an embarrassing public stand-off between the local Bishop, who supported them, and the Dean of his cathedral, who threatened to resign. He didn't, but within a few years our fledgling Movement for the Ordination of Women was a national pressure group who eventually won their cause. To this day those ladies think I was there to help them. I wasn't. I didn't give a toss about women priests. I just wanted to cause trouble.
(Variable, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:29, 3 replies)

Women priests/vicars.
Hypocritical idiots.
You'd think they'd realise what debasing trash is being pushed by the faeces in the establishment rather than wanting to become part of it.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 18:55, closed)

Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert,Dibble, Grubb

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sat 14 Jul 2012, 20:50, closed)

So it's you to blame.
You can't go into a bloody church without being accosted by a lesbian.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 1:11, closed)