Yesterday, a nice young lady with blue hair came round for a modelling shoot
amongst other things, we made her wear a rubber mask so that we could make Admiral Ackbar porn. Even the usually unflappable photographer was muttering "this is just wrong" under his breath.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:30, 10 replies)

It's probably cause it was
a trap.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:33, closed)

I did say I had a bad feeling about it

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:38, closed)

Ackbar porn is evil
but it is nothing when compared to the power of the Dark Side.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 9:42, closed)

I like these puns.
Does that make me a bad person?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 10:29, closed)

We can't
repel a penis of this magnitude
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:34, closed)

That
IS a moon.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 13:12, closed)

...
She felt a great disturbance in her arse...
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 16:25, closed)

It's a twat.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:40, closed)

In the sequel
the guy she was fucking turns out to be her brother.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:50, closed)