Reminds me of a similar topic on another forum a few years ago
One lad (Laaaawz!) came up with this:

“At the end of the day, we’re just tickling the dogs chin whilst the cat has its breakfast”

that's as good as I can recall, but no doubt there's more to it. I think there may have been a reference to a yacht too. Funny thing is, it's plausible office speak.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:18, 3 replies)

I'm writing this one down now
so that I can use it at our team meeting on Monday!!!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:28, closed)

Ha ha do it
One of our lot did it for a laugh, and five years later he's living in Australia. True story!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:18, closed)

Brilliant.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:36, closed)