Annoying words and phrasesMarketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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People who pretend to be hard of hearingMy mum's good at this: I say something, she says "pardon?", I start repeating myself and she finishes the sentence for me. She did hear it the first time then...
Now I try to repeat myself as little as possible so it may go thusly:
Me: "I'm just taking the dogs out"
Ma: "Pardon?"
Me: "Dogs"
And, if she's still looking puzzled:
Me: "Out"
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:04,
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The missus does thisI just repeat what I said in a talking-to-retard voice, and she gets the idea
I fucking hate having to repeat myself
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:17,
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My father does thisand my mother was recently provoked to shouting 'Do I look like someone with a parrot on their shoulder?'
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