Annoying words and phrases
Marketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
Marketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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Corporate wankage and buzzwords.
I'm sure that this week will see loads of replies about bosses using buzzwords. One of my favorites was "robust".
"Well, the system that we have in place is robust so we can be sure that the data is correct."
"We need to institute a robust manufacturing system for this product."
"This is a robust equation that can be applied to many processes."
During meetings one of my favorite pastimes was to keep a running tally of how many times the word "robust" was uttered. I think my record was 14 in one hour.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:49, 1 reply)
I'm sure that this week will see loads of replies about bosses using buzzwords. One of my favorites was "robust".
"Well, the system that we have in place is robust so we can be sure that the data is correct."
"We need to institute a robust manufacturing system for this product."
"This is a robust equation that can be applied to many processes."
During meetings one of my favorite pastimes was to keep a running tally of how many times the word "robust" was uttered. I think my record was 14 in one hour.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:49, 1 reply)
I code, so for me robust has a particular meaning in the context of a system
dictionary.die.net/robust
See the jargon file definition.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:40, closed)
dictionary.die.net/robust
See the jargon file definition.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:40, closed)
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