my name
one that has always pissed me off is "my name is called". there really is no need for it. if you're called susan, then you would say "my name is susan", NOT "my name is called susan".
your name isn't called anything, YOU are called susan.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:01, 10 replies)

Oh
I thought your name was "Smash"!
Shows how wrong you can be!
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:29, closed)

it is
susan was merely an example
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:29, closed)

Susan
....Monkey has a nice ring to it though........
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:35, closed)

STOP LOOKING AT MY RING!

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:42, closed)

I'm all confused.
I thought my name was Mike. If I'm Susan, does this mean I have to have boobies now? Cos I don't like boobies, I like willies. Can I pick a different name?
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:35, closed)

of course you can
but there's nothing wrong with boobies.
or willies.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:29, closed)

My name is Mark
but my name is called Wendy
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:37, closed)

this should make me want to kill you
not sit here giggling
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:30, closed)

Lewis Carrol didn't like it either.
"The name of the song is called "HADDOCKS' EYES."'

`Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?' Alice said, trying to feel interested.

`No, you don't understand,' the Knight said, looking a little vexed. `That's what the name is CALLED. The name really IS "THE AGED AGED MAN."'

`Then I ought to have said "That's what the SONG is called"?' Alice corrected herself.

`No, you oughtn't: that's quite another thing! The SONG is called "WAYS AND MEANS": but that's only what it's CALLED, you know!'

`Well, what IS the song, then?' said Alice, who was by this time completely bewildered.

`I was coming to that,' the Knight said. `The song really IS "A-SITTING ON A GATE": and the tune's my own invention.'
( Fronds are waving gently on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:19, closed)

i really should read alice in wonderland

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:17, closed)