"Chillax"
I will kill you. I may fling you through a nearest window, I may smash your head repeatedly in a door or I may even force-feed you the Oxford English Dictionary, whatever takes my fancy. But I will kill you.

Also, retards playing poker who call right down to the end with pocket twos and hit a 1.5% chance on the river before justifying their actions with the phrase "That's poker". I don't know what that is, but it's not poker.

And another one: It's always in the last place you look. Yes, I actually found it down the back of the sofa, but I looked in the attic and the bread bin just in case.
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:50, 6 replies)

chillax
is one of the worst words ever to be spoken by anyone.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:51, closed)

Fern fucking cotton
says it a lot. It is a an abomination.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:58, closed)

Chillax
is the conversational equivilant of getting a handjob off a lady with calloused hands. Getting wanked off makes you feel 15 again but the irritable chaffing is so annoying that you want to rape them with a marrow
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:16, closed)

That 'last place you look' one
I was thinking about that earlier this week. Such a stoopid thing to say. From then on, I decided, I will go on looking in a few more places, when I've found what it is I was looking for.
Just to prove this saying obsolete.

Just doing my bit for mankind
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:56, closed)

That's poker!
Er, no, see, that IS poker. There is an element of random chance to the game. It is possible to play 'correctly' and lose to someone who was lucky.

That's why poker is such an attractive game to new players. They can often hold their own in a game despite not being able to remember whether a flush beats a straight. If every newbie got destroyed and humiliated on their first go, they wouldn't get hooked and there wouldn't be a steady supply of victims for the better players. It's to your benefit in the long term. If you can't stand losing occasionally, then go play Wii Tennis on easy setting.
(slowly play it cool, Trig, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:38, closed)

I don't mind losing occasionally
It when those people think that they've won through skill that it annoys me.

There's actually a good quote in Super/System about this: "Never be irritated that you've been drawn out on. If you both had all your money in and he won with a worse hand, you are still the better player".
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:25, closed)