Literally....
I will literally KILL anyone who uses the phrase "literally", when they blatantly don't mean literally.

As in "he was literally running his legs off". No he wasn't. if he was, his legs would have fallen off.
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:40, 9 replies)

Yes!
It's the blatant disregard of whether the word is being used appropriately or not. Just throw it in there when describing any given situation and people will think you're smart.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:42, closed)

Oh yes
and pair this with the upward inflection for maximum pain.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:04, closed)

is this like the time you told people your mother was dead
and doing your washing
(likeajackhammer, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:10, closed)

That's right
(facepalm)
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:13, closed)

xkcd.com/725/
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:42, closed)

I was about to post this!
Hee hee
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:07, closed)

I am literally replying to this.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:18, closed)

I hear it on the flippin' BBC news all the time
"ICI's share price literally fell off a cliff this morning following the announcement..."

WHAT!!!!!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:02, closed)

Last autumn my friend told me she was literaly going to spend half her life in Edinburgh.
Then told me she'd be there for two months. I told her I was surprised as she looked older than four months. She hummed at me and said, "yeah, but."
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:53, closed)