'Yummy Mummy'
I don't know why, but this phrase churns my stomach. I think it's because;
a) It's one of those phrases invented by the sort of wanker who also comes up with the likes of 'Staycation', solely for the purposes of having something to write about in their bollocks magazine.
b) 'Yummy' has only ever been used in the past to describe something enjoyable to eat. It's not possible to suddenly start applying it to people without the jarring assumption that you're implying oral sex. To then put it next to 'Mummy', for me at least, conjours up an image of The Miracle Of Childbirth. Which, when joined by the previous image... I'll stop there, sorry.
c) Nobody over the age of 6 should ever use the word 'Yummy'.
d) Or 'Mummy', for that matter.
(costas, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:53, 7 replies)

Yes
this
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:56, closed)

But then -
'Nice', for example, should only be used for something pleasant to eat.
And when I say 'should', I really mean 'our great granmothers would only have used it in this way'.
Assuming the greatgrandam had a grasp on the Queen's English.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:00, closed)

ym
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:25, closed)

I think "yummy"
refers to the contented slurping noises you'd imagine them making as they sucked your cock. That's how I like to think of it.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:08, closed)

I think it's because
the sort of person to use this phrase often can't use the term MILF (ignoring my feelings on this phrase as that's a different matter entirely) to their audience, without having to explain the acronym and having them find it offensive.
(Mr_Lew, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:09, closed)

what about MILFs then?

hmmmmm
(goorf, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 3:46, closed)

"Yummy mummy"
is a synonym for MILF so that they can get the concept across without having to use or allude to "fuck" which would apparently be wrong.

Vaguely like that old postcard showing a tent with an elephant sticking his trunk in at one end, and a startled woman's head sticking out the other. "Ha ha! You know what THAT means, don't you?"
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 5:19, closed)