How much milk would you like in your tea?
"Not too much".

I know that you don't want too much, that would be TOO MUCH wouldn't it? That's why asked how much you would like, so that I would avoid giving you too much or too little.

Sugar?
( Norbert Lightowler, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:07, 6 replies)

Sugar?
Yes darling?

or more annoying

No, I'm sweet enough
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:08, closed)

makes me want to kill, again and again

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:14, closed)

'A tiny little bit at the end of the spoon'
*tiny little bit goes in* 'OH NO, TOO MUCH'

What the fucking hell is the point of having ONE crystal in your tea?
(Iggy Pop's Teeth, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:09, closed)

My BiL has a TIP of sugar in his tea
Meaning, just the tip of the spoon. Meaning he's one OCD move away from counting the fucking grains.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:14, closed)

He'll be moving onto the MEMORY OF SUGAR soon
Dipping the spoon into an empty sugar packet
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:54, closed)

But then, what is a helpful answer to the milk question?
Just a little? 97 mililitres?
(Cave Duck, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:11, closed)