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Marketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.

Thanks to simbosan for the idea

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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One Mrs Sandettie uses
"Not on my tits. Or my face either before you get any ideas."

pah, annoys the hell out of me that one.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:27, 11 replies)
Mrs Colonel used to say similar. I soon saw to that.
Now all she can manage is "Mmmph. Mmmmph!"
(TheColonel, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:28, closed)
wait until she's asleep.
then the only complaint you'll get is "my eyes feel a bit gummy, I might have conjunctivitis"
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:30, closed)
Just tell her it's good for her skin
I told that to Mrs Arrow years ago and on a coulpe of occasions, she has repeated this gem of wisdom back to me, as though she came up with the idea herself....mwhahaaha!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:35, closed)
tell her a salty drink
is good for a sore throat
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:39, closed)
Mae West believed that
and so her boyfriend got a blow-job every day, right up to when she died, aged 87.

She did have a lovely complexion, but he had a permanent smirk.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:40, closed)

Tits or face, no problem, as long as it doesnt go into the eyes (that stings like fuck) - the thing I hate is when it gets in hair.
(Freakmandu, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:39, closed)
Or
the mayo.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:40, closed)
Even worse
the garlic sauce, it's hard to tell the difference. By sight alone anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:42, closed)
If you kept your eyes open, you'd be able to move your head so it didn't go in your hair.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:50, closed)
or wear
cumtact lenses. eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:28, closed)
Only if
you cum like something in The Matrix, in slo-mo. Mine flies out like......erm, flying jizz, there's no dodging it, or aiming it.
(Rsoles, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:56, closed)

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