***"IMPACT"***
Fucking cunts. IT'S NOT A FUCKING ***VERB***. Least not the way that I learned English. You *can* have an "impacted" TOOTH, but no, your shite ad campaign has NEVER "impacted the target demographic in a big way," you slimy little marketing scumbag mouth-breather DOUCHE.

It's prolly already been said on here, but I don't have the time to search, so I hadda get it out of my system. And, again, probably redundant, but Bill Hicks was right on his advice to ignorant twats in marketing/advertising: KILL YOURSELVES. Kill yourself, kill yourself, KILL YOURSELF. You'll be doing the world a favor.

And yes, I realize that there are COGENT people on here who happen to work in marketing of one form or another, but y'all know the twats I'm talking about most of all, don't you.
(AnntichristSCoulter, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:07, 13 replies)

Oh God
I forgot I hated "Prolly" til then...... You can't be let off with that...
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:09, closed)

It means "in the manner of a prole".
And Lord knows there are plenty of them around here.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:11, closed)

but not
in the context used above.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:13, closed)

well, it's prolly 'cause that's how us ig'nant Murkins talk sometimes...
And if you've had a spinal injury but wanna really get your point across, you abbreviate the less "impactful"(gag!) words and put the effort into the ones that MATTER. Sorry to have been so offensive with the abbreviation, but it works for me, without, far as I know, doing serious injury to the OBE or the "Queens's English,"innit.
(AnntichristSCoulter, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:13, closed)

well if you're "gonna" have a rant about grammar...

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:22, closed)

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Anyone want to open a book?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:23, closed)

Oh, fer fuck's sake...
Gee, I had this naive idea that it was a MESSAGE BOARD, and that they were genuinely asking for OPINIONS, not a pissing contest about "the Queen's English," like she STILL OWNS IT.

Fuck me for piping up, yeah?
(AnntichristSCoulter, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:31, closed)

Just watch your double standards when you go on a rant,
because double standards are funny.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:32, closed)

Standard.
Standard.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:33, closed)

EEEEEEEEN STANNRD

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:35, closed)

Good heavens, my dear soul, wherever did you get that idea?
Round here, if your opinion is sought, it'll be given to you.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 22:32, closed)

Transportation
No, more syllables does not a better word make. Please transport yourself to my knife factory where I shall stab you in the face, while giggling.
(HarvsPenzance was tired and confused at, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:02, closed)

Um, punkin'...
If I could "transport" my fat crippled ass ANYWHERE, don't think that it'd be to you, but thanks ever so for the invite. Jamaica, NYC, but most of all New Orleans... if you've got a ticket for THOSE destinations, lemme know.

Gotta say, as much fun as I've had lurking and reading, not so much anymore.
(AnntichristSCoulter, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:50, closed)