"Responding to your needs"
Looks an innocent enough phrase, doesn't it?
Its all about the context. You see, anybody living in the East Midlands of the UK, like me, sees this phrase on the side of vehicles owned and ran by the East Midlands Ambulance Service. So if they're not "Responding to my needs" ie, for an ambulance for someone who is dangerously ill, what the fuck are they up to?

Whilst we're at it, how much did that slogan cost? Could they have kept my local ambulance station open for what that cost?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)