dot fucking com
Don't you hate it when people add 'dot com' to the word confused in a shite attempt at being funny.
"I'm a bit confused.com about which switch on this gizmo does what" what?

grumble mumble grumble dot com
(teasus likes tea, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:10, 4 replies)

If me or one of my kids
says something that could me construed as an innuendo, we add dotcom to the end to suggest a website of salacious content.

"urghh it's all sticky... dotcom"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:20, closed)

I like that.
It might start happening in my house too, in fact.

ta
(teasus likes tea, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:10, closed)

A cab driver had me baffled once
He'd asked where my accent was from, so I asked him where HE was from. He said something about his mum being Irish, his dad being Indian, and him being born in Zimbabwe. Then said 'I'm confused.com'.
(Iggy Pop's Teeth, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:08, closed)

Yeah
that's the sort of thing.
(teasus likes tea, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:10, closed)