Mrs Duck likes property programs
I watch and seethe

when does "a room" become "a space" for fuckingcuntssake EH?


Fuctard presenter: "I really like what you have done with this space"
Poncer up in chief: "yah the light in this space was so good I needed to make use of it"
Fuctard room owner "it's such a lovely space, I love it"

it's a room, A FUCKING R O O M
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:10, 4 replies)

That is bad, but the worse one is 'airy'
Course it's fucking airy, it's not Moon Base Alpha.

Actually, 'light and airy' is the worst.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:18, closed)

Walk through kitchen dining area....
...I'd have to call that a space.

Alternatively I bet when God's kid brother looked at, say, the big man's work on the horsehead nebula he might have said "I really like what you have done with this space"

just sayin.
(Moominator missing the good stuff cos' the swear filter is on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:29, closed)

I'd love a 'property' programme
where councils got to compulsory purchase the houses of those simpering wankers, knock them down and stick a dual carriagway through there.
(Cameltoad, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:14, closed)

Just watch the first quarter of an hour of Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy.

(Moominator missing the good stuff cos' the swear filter is on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:36, closed)