
Marketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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I've just been listening to some rap music (naturally, as I am a middle-class white girl) and I remembered something that perturbed me when I first encountered it, and continues to do so to this very day.
Namely, the practice of referring to one's lover/paramour/intended sexual conquest as 'momma' or 'daddy', for example, see LL Cool J's 'Oh Momma That's Right', and myriad other usages.
Why? What the hell be wrong with these fools? My only conclusion is that individuals displaying Oedipus/Electra complexes abound in the urban musical community.
It's sick. Sick, I tell you.
Really, though, I don't get it, and it does make me feel a bit queasy.
( , Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:27, 9 replies)

This, and calling your girlfriend 'baby girl'. Not quite the same, but still a bit odd.
( , Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:08, closed)

is why women are so often referred to by rappers as 'shorty', or 'shawty' as you're apparently supposed to spell it.
I didn't notice it until 50 Cent came up with "go shawty, it's your birthday, gonna party like it's your birthday" but it seems to be everywhere since then. Selective awareness on my part, or something?
( , Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:15, closed)

was a youtube clip of Hugh Laurie on the Ellen DeGeneres show being bewildered by it
( , Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:22, closed)

My main memory of that clip was thinking "fucking hell, I forgot he's one of us"... been watching House way too much.
( , Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:29, closed)

Shorty is used for birds, and also for younguns.
( , Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:02, closed)

it's foo's. Or fooz. I dunno. But the 'l' is made conspicuous by its absence.
( , Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:49, closed)

The whole "call me daddy", "who's your daddy" thing.
Girls should respond by saying "Well done!" to a guy after sex if he says that.
( , Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:07, closed)
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