"Hi! For your information..."
Some call centre outbound operators are the most soulless pricks on the planet...

Me: Good Morning, [company name] , glasnt speaking.
Insufferable prick: Hi! For your information it is currently 'Provincial Organizations Annual Drive for Goats in Rwoanda'...
Me: I'm sorry, there is no-one at this number that is interested in your charity, as we are already invovled with a number of organisations to help the less fortunate. [/company speel]
Insuff. Prick: .. and it is our pleasure to inform you of our exciting sponsorship opportunities
Me: I'm sorry, I'm getting another call. Have a nice day.

.. melody of Sims-esk conversation occurring ..

Me: 'Cuse me ma'am, could you just hold the line for a moment?
Madam with Manners: Sure thing, sweety.
Me: Thank you ma'am. I shant be a moment. Good Morning,
Insufferable, now murderous prick: HOW BLEEPING DARE YOU HANG UP ON ME!
Me: I beg your pardon sir, I think I explained to you how..
Insuff., screaming blue murder: I AM TALKING! Now! You need to watch your manners, you young git! Never. EVER! Hang up on a charity. [dial tone]
.. all colour draining from face ..

[transfers back to other line]

Me: I'm sorry for that ma'am...
Madam Manners: My goodness, are you ok? You sound like you've just seen a ghost.
Me: No, I'm ok, the person on the other line was but a telemarketer, I'm sorry for the interruption.
Madam Manners: So don't worry dear, if he was that c**t from the Goat Factory I had call the other morning, you should have just hung up on him. Insufferable git...
Me: :3


(True story. Turns out Madam Manners had a call from the same organisation, probably the same person, and had hung up on him for his cussing.)

(They really need to have better phone-monkeys at that place, otherwise there will be no goats this christmas)

(Names, charity name, removed to protect the c**t.)

I seriously need to stop using angle brackets, they keep being removed.
( glasnt is playing herself off., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:09, 12 replies)

Charity workers can be awful
the problem is, they are not charity workers, they are sales staff employed by the charity. So they are hard nosed fuckers who think they have the moral highground with the right to be rude because they are selling for a charity.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:23, closed)

This is soooo very true
Most - if not all - the people I've encountered who work in sales roles for charities are utter utter utter utter cunts. Smug cunts too.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:26, closed)

I like to remind them that they ARE NOT charity workers
They are not digging wells in Rwanda and they are not working for free. Grr.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:31, closed)

I enjoyed telling the last person I knew who did this sort of work that
she gave really shit head.

OK, not strictly speaking related to her work, but it was true, she did give shit head.

And she was a smug cunt.


And she dumped me. Bah!
( SpankyHanky, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:32, closed)

Ha Ha! Why am I not surprised Spanky?
I dont think I have carnal knowledge of a charity worker, a sales assistant at Harrods yes, an MPs PA yes, but a charity/sales twat no.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:43, closed)

I was young, she was foolish
that's about it, really.

An MP's PA - very nice. Very, very, very nice. I've got it on good authority they go like runaway trains.

As for the Harrods thing - doesn't it put you off knowing there is, albiet a slim possibility, that your peice has been rubbing up against where Mohammed al Feyed's peice has been previously? Gives me the fucking willies that does...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:52, closed)

Nah, they were both crap
and the Harrods girl had a muff like a scotsmans sporran. What I found more worrying was that I was friends with 3 other blokes she had shagged. Classy girl from Enfield.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:19, closed)

Don't need to change names
to protect c**ts.

You can even actually type cunt if you like.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:24, closed)

You can of course
Type cnut.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:44, closed)

What have you against vikings?

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:46, closed)

Vikings...
are cunts. Clearly.
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 17:09, closed)

Was it by any chance
this bloke who is spamming forums...http://www.sponsoragoat.co.uk/
(Sickpup, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:10, closed)