Absolutely nothing to do with this QOTW
May I just say anyone who is whining like they just lost their hymen over spelling and punctuation winds me right up.

OK, if something isn't readable, simply pass it by. I just thought we were here to enjoy tales of misadventure and misanthropy, not do a fucking English exam.

Bite me.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:49, 11 replies)

Nice
click received...
(Jimmy Large Is huffing Jenkem on, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:34, closed)

you spell checked that
didn't you
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:48, closed)

I was perhaps overly cautious.
You bugger!
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:57, closed)

agree,
bloody grammer nazis
( Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:15, closed)

bless you my child, for you are truly a man of worldly wisdom
These cunt's that roam this site every sunday, yes only on Sunday's for some reason, piss me off to the hilt.
I'm sure they are english teachers who have finished their marking for the day and just can't let it go, fuck off to church instead and pick the priest up on his latin grammar instead. I'm sure he will call you all "oui de mucha kuntas", all i see is cunt's!
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:46, closed)

Ironically enough
these phonetical pontius pilate's never seem to have top class amusing stories to tell. Coincidence???
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 17:51, closed)

you didn't need the apostrophe in "pilate's".
Also, Pontius Pilate is a name, and therefore is usually capitalised.

I don't actually care about either of these things, but I feel it's important to bring your attention to it. Otherwise the WORLD WILL END.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 19:01, closed)

Are you sure you're on the right board?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 21:05, closed)

Here here.
I freely admit my punctuation is shocking but the last thing I need is over zealous grammar nazis commenting on it. Cunts.
(grazer is sick of looking at houses, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 22:53, closed)

If nobody tries to encourage good writing habits...
thn wel al nd up tlkn leik ths.

Never, says I!
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 0:16, closed)

This
If you don't like the posts from the spelling and punctuation mafia, just pass over them.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 19:00, closed)