I hope there was enough change
to pay for a croissant and the use of a balcony.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:58, 2 replies)

Serves the bugger right
For driving round with his Honda Accord's windows open.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:00, closed)

wrong country
for croissants on balconies. Philistine.
( shitkicker, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:12, closed)

Smugness sans frontieres

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:16, closed)

mange tout, brute?

( shitkicker, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:27, closed)

Imagine that this star - * - is you
And the point is














































waaaaaaaaaay over here.

See? Missed it completely.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 19:51, closed)

Can I take this opportunity to apologise
for that the fact I owned a watch and travelled to Italy. Perhaps if I wore a fluffy kitten on my wrist I would be more socially acceptable and not appear to be the louche lounge lizard that I undoubtedly am.
( shitkicker, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:03, closed)

.
lol
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 12:45, closed)