I used to work on a helpdesk with a South African fella
and he would always, always, ALWAYS give users their new login credentials by phone as follows:

"Gud ofternoon sur, I'm hoppy to till you...

You're a CUNT...
...
...is riddy."

Reminded by this post
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 3:55, 8 replies)

I really really hope this wins
I dont think I could express it enough

really
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 4:12, closed)

Ah Afrikaaners ...
I never bear a grudge. To me, a grudge is nothing more, than a place to pahrk your cahr.
(Que?, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 4:31, closed)

12th man?
Love it :)
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 4:41, closed)

;-)

(Que?, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 5:12, closed)

You're simply the best, better than all the rest...
I would like you to imagine me singing that to you, dressed in a tight leopard skin dress, with a lovely 80's blonde wig, doing a sexy little dance a la Tina Turner.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:11, closed)

*masturbates furiously, then pukes everywhere*
I shall celebrate this tremendous accolade by cutting my frontal lobes out with a spoon and forcing the sticky grey brainsludge deep into my eyesockets, just in case you ever actually do that for real.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:26, closed)

Logs onto ebay...
Looking for industrial strength mindbleach

o_O
( snee held his breath since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 10:09, closed)

hahahahah
hahahhahahhah
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:50, closed)