Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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Bombs away!
The original was removed by a mod so I will have to describe it to you.
Imagine sticking your buttocks out of a car window and into the fresh air.
Now let your mind go free of thought and let your bowels evacuate fully onto the road below.
But wait, there is always a sticky nugget that doesn't quite break off completely.
That nugget is now on the passenger's side door.
The End.
© Shitting Out Of Car Windows Productions, 2015.
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$$ ✅, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:59,
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This is a perfect metaphor for how I feel about QOTWBravo
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I do hope this week's question gets archived as is, bookended nicely by nsfw imagery.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 20:47,
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So that's what Rob Fatbelm's up to these days.(, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 20:57, closed)
How long before that backside gets photoshopped onto a forklift on /board?Tremendous lololols.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 23 Feb 2015, 21:55,
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Coprophiliac porn.A type 5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
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Some fucking crybaby over on /board ruined it.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Feb 2015, 0:14,
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