Things you can't unsee...
The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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Can I get a proper motherfucking chevron for motherfucker's sake?
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SlantedScience, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 1:35,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 1:44,
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SlantedScience, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 3:39,
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We can tease one.
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Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:06,
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then ruin it
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Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:07,
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>>>>>
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:31,
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helping out :)
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:25,
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Cheers.
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Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:27,
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fixing this
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 12:31,
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You're a true gent.
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Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 12:59,
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Aww cheers hun.
Fly with the angles.
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SlantedScience, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 1:54,
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<<<<<<<<
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Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:37,
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:)
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:25,
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Truly lovely. :-)
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Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:27,
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:)
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:26,
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Greatly appreciated. :-)
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Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:27,
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?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 7:26,
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no
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:14,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:38,
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I don't get this.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:36,
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it's a comment on the ultimate futility of posting any real content here and how we might as well just make pretty patterns
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:39,
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Oh, right.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:42,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:45,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:52,
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This is going well so far.
14 replies and no-one has pointed out that Emvee is a cunt.
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Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:20,
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Is it really necessary?
It's like saying blue is a colour.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 11:08,
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^ upset
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 11:20,
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did something get deleted here?
i feel like there were more posts when i checked earlier
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:55,
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I think emvee is getting a bit tetchy.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:25,
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Don't call him tetchy. He doesn't like it when he gets called tetchy.
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McChinaman banned, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:21,
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MEATSNAKE got upset by his own stupidity
so he deleted all his posts rather than be confronted with the evidence of it
abloobloobloo
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:31,
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Sure, okay mate *taps head*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:35,
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^ upset
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:44,
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Careful, he's going a bit 'Fathelme'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:32,
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Apparent simply replying 'upset' to every post tips him over the edge. He's quite unstable.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:10,
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Yes I flipped out so hard I deployed sarcasm
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:14,
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And I bet it was in a subthread when you were looking really good as well.
What a total bastard.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:31,
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Go on Badger, tell us another thing your sexcase anaesthetist colleague said
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:36,
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Cheers
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:41,
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I love the way you look up to him
I suppose you have to, being as he's much more qualified than you are
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:53,
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Its white and gold
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Peej, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:37,
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Here:
Chef Ron
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:53,
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Everyone in this thread is upset.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 2:30,
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