Not me, but some monkeys
I used to work in an amusement park that had a drive-through safari. Many moons ago, one of the enclosures was full of monkeys, cheeky little chappies that would climb all over your car if you stopped and you could feed them treats. Awwww....

However there were really thieving pikeys who would dismantle peoples cars whenever they pulled up to feed them. Aerials, the rubber bits round the windows, sometimes even bumpers..they were proper little shits who were the cause of many complaints. When the foot and mouth crisis hit the countryside, they all contracted it and had to be put down, which was very sad, but many people were sort of glad to see the back of the furry wankers.

When it came to prepping the enclosure for the next animal who'd call it home, they were doing a big clean-up and found a corner FULL of bits of cars. It was an absolute mountain. They'd been collecting peoples wing mirrors and such, and had hidden them from view in a hidden corner of the enclosure.

Dead now though, aren't they, hahahahaha.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:00, 11 replies)

The last line really made me laugh

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:06, closed)

foot and mouth disease....
in monkeys..... so they had hooves??
What sort of freaky amusement park is this then 'Crossbred Animal Land'
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, closed)

I thought that
But it was a big thing in Kidderminster, where the park is. The area was highly infected anyway, I guess somehow the monkeys got some form of it.

*shrugs* all I know is they shot them all, and foot and mouth was the reason. Maybe it was all one big cover up to get rid of the little fuckers
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:15, closed)

"Shot" them?
I'm pretty sure that vets don't shoot animals any more......
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:32, closed)

Actually, shooting is a relatively common way of killing animals not destined for consumption.
Farmers shoot unwanted livestock (like male dairy calves) all the time.

Most of the cows put down during the foot-and-arse outbreak will have been shot, since the equipment for the more conventional stun/cut-throat method is generally only found in slaughterhouses and the whole point of the cull was to keep the infected animals away from the human food chain.

Shooting monkeys seems wrong somehow, although it does seem like a reasonable way of killing them. I bet the person doing it went through a Clint Eastwood or Samuel L Jackson routine first though.

"I double dare you motherfucker, say 'what' again!"
(Mr T, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:36, closed)

Apparently they do
This was 10 years or so ago, things are slightly less barbaric now.

Plus have you ever tried to catch a monkey?
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:04, closed)

I believe "softly softly" is the traditional technique.
(TalkbackStuck making obscene phonecalls since, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:13, closed)

ha ha!!
(Tighthead, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 9:15, closed)

If you liked that
you'll like this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCQtbLngkmM
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:19, closed)

Haha
I thought that was going to be this: www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/monkeys-build-a-car.html
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:41, closed)

Wouldn't...
happen to have been this lot, by any chance?

www.snorty.net/63
( Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:12, closed)