ripping off drug dealers
sitting in the car while my brother went into a house for some recreational substances. Shortly after, one of the house's occupants pulled up, fell out of the car, obviously off his face and goes inside, leaving a sports bag on top of his car.
As I was retrieving said bag, a very large man got out of the car.
"Here, you're mate left this".
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:52, 8 replies)

What was in the bag WHAT WAS IN THE BAG?

(Corbo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:17, closed)

given that this guy was a big local drug dealer returning from somewhere
I can only guess that the bag, which was quite heavy, contained one or both of the elements essential to this particular business.

alas, didn't get a chance to look inside but it was the topic of many long speculative conversations over the following years.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:37, closed)

MASSIVE DRUGS, obviously

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:07, closed)

It's like the briefcase in Pulp fiction...
...His face lights up all golden like but we'll never know.
(Moominator missing the good stuff cos' the swear filter is on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 17:44, closed)

grammar
"Here, you're mate left this"

Here, you are mate left this...?
Here you are. Mate. Left this...?
Here you. Are mate left this...?

Here, your mate left this. that's it.

But what's in the fucking bag????
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:21, closed)

i was stoned at the time
so probably my grammar did suffer
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:39, closed)

Hang on...
...who got caught out?
(Corbo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:37, closed)

me
would have got away with it too if it hadn't been for that pesky meth head biker!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:40, closed)