Celebrity Encounters IIII once stood next to Ian Beale out of EastEnders in the gents' toilets at the BBC. BEAT THAT. Tell us of celebrity encounters that went well, or meetings with the famous that ended up as a complete disaster. (And we'll take it as read you've just made up a "I got touched up by Jimmy Savile" story, OK?)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:19)
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Yeah, I quite like him......but that is irrelevant.
Do you really think someone like Carr, whose successful career is based on viciously taking the piss whilst not giving even half a fuck, is likely to even bat an eyelid at some prole spitting unwarranted vitriol at him?
He makes a living doing this, and doing it very well. Why on earth would you challenge him at the one thing he's guaranteed to beat you at?
Would you attempt to roundhouse kick Chuck Norris in the face, if you didn't like him? Fair play if you would, but don't expect not to receive an immediate and visceral demonstration of how to do it professionally.
Your story isn't even one of those where you have an argument and then think of something really cutting to say 2 hours later... it's even worse than that: in short, you didn't have the balls to start an argument that you knew you couldn't win. Nice.
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I like how Jimmy Carr has declared that he had the last laugh,without even bothering to post on here.
Pretty sure Chuck Norris doesn't need to internet hardman by proxy, either.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:31,
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Who's hardmanning?I'm just mocking a shit story where someone is proud of almost doing something that they wanted to do (not foreseeing their inevitable disappointment) but didn't do it due to extreme spinelessness.
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a shit storyThe basic premise of b3ta then?
I'm fitting in already!
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Ain't that the truth!?Incidentally, feel free to mock my own submissions, as
that's only fair. Also, I prefer it when people hate me.
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Ah left a wee gem in my shite tale for yeasee if yea can spot it. Kisses!
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HehehIt is appreciated :o)
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