Celebrity Encounters IIII once stood next to Ian Beale out of EastEnders in the gents' toilets at the BBC. BEAT THAT. Tell us of celebrity encounters that went well, or meetings with the famous that ended up as a complete disaster. (And we'll take it as read you've just made up a "I got touched up by Jimmy Savile" story, OK?)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:19)
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Hmmm......I was sat next to Richard Branson at the BMI lounge in Heathrow having quite a nice chat about things when some oik piped up "Oi Branson why don't you fly your own airline" to which he replid "Because they don't fly to where I want to go". Anyway, I digress. When I got to my destination.....
Celebrity Prick Gary Rhodes was contracted to cook for a bunch of us on a corporate day once and I arrived at about 10.30PM pretty tired after a days travelling. "What do you want, anything you like" says Rhodes. "Nothing ta, i'm tired and off to bed" says I. "Don't you know who I am", quips Rhodes. "Your employer has paid a lot of money for me to cook for you and I will do anything you like. I insist"
Trust me, his beans on toast is nothing special, despite the pretentious garnish (pronounced garnee I believe). Prick.
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Awesome rinse......asking for beans on toast!
I'd have been tempted to request a bowl of cornflakes, and a packet of cheese-strings, washed down by Sunny D.
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I don't know why but it just amused me no end to think of him sat next to the microwave, cursing it as he willed the timer to reach zero :)
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Seems like a missed opportunity.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 15:12,
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That's the worst quip ever.It's not even funny.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 16:35,
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