I see Noel Fielding in the street outside my work quite a lot
In the same sort of area by the coffee shop I've also seen Sally Phillips (the blonde one from out of Smack the Pony) and the only one I was genuinely excited about - Terry Gilliam, who's a genuine inspiration to me.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:27, 5 replies)

My sister queued up behind him and his friends at Burger King once.
Apparently, while she was considering whether she ought to make a fool of herself by engaging him in conversation, some other fellow in BK decided he'd have shot.

"It's you" he said, pointing at Noel's face.

"It's you!?" Noel replied, laughing scornfully.

A bit harsh perhaps, but if you are going to harass a celebrity, you probably shouldn't be such a bell-end about it.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:41, closed)

Last time I saw him he was on the phone and he looked a bit sad
When I came back from lunch half an hour later, he was eating a nectarine and looked a bit happier
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:44, closed)

Nectarines do have that effect.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:05, closed)

Is he as much of a prick in real life, or does he save it for television?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 19:09, closed)

You can't fake prickishness like that, the lolwacky nobber.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 21:58, closed)