
I once stood next to Ian Beale out of EastEnders in the gents' toilets at the BBC. BEAT THAT. Tell us of celebrity encounters that went well, or meetings with the famous that ended up as a complete disaster. (And we'll take it as read you've just made up a "I got touched up by Jimmy Savile" story, OK?)
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Not even made up. Well, I remember it like yesterday when Jeffrey Bernard looked at me very disapprovingly because I was not wearing a hat. "il pleut dans ma chamber," he burped.
Perhaps more surprisingly was the day in the French House that Donaldson turned up sober and drug free. If ever a man needed drugs and alcohol it was William Donaldson, the hilarious old cunt.
What Tom Baker will do for money! I tell ya. Not just voiceovers, I hear - probably falsely and without substance, he uses that mouth for. Lewd innuendo.
( , Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:47, 5 replies)

That kind of thinking can get you kicked out of a monastery, you know.
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I used to have an office further up Dean Street, so used to go there quite often.
Surprised nobody has mentioned Gordon's Wine Bar on Villiers St yet this week - used to get all sorts in there. See also The Colony Rooms (sadly gone & much missed).
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Gordon's is for meeting your paramour or for drunken jolly japes away from the baying retards.
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