YOU TERRIBLE CUNT
I've just been hauled up in front of my boss. He confronted me with a stack of b3ta printouts and demanded to know what I'd been up to.

'ANSWER ME MARSHMALLOW!' He bellowed. 'WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS?' He screamed whilst waving the papers in my face. 'TELL ME, IS IT TRUE?'

'Err...is what true?' I stammered.

'IS IT TRUE OR NOT? TELL ME NOW OR I'LL THROW YOU OUT OF HERE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY 'P45'!'

'Sorry boss', I whimpered, 'is what true?'

'DOES THIS CUNT REALLY WHIP OUT HIS GREASY COCK AND PISS ON ABSOLUTELY EVERYBODY HE MEETS?'

'Err...yes boss, he does.'

'WHAT A CRETIN!' My boss thundered. 'NOW GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK!'
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:32, 4 replies)

"but actually, you are fired for being a creepy, email stalking, weirdo pervert'. he added.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:34, closed)

Don't BULLY me!
Or I'll expose you to your clients and bosses and family and the police and the army and the government.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:52, closed)

bullshit, this didn't happen

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:34, closed)

The joke here is that you are the self employed one.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:35, closed)

With 100's of clients. Some of whom have OBE's and CBE's apparently.

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:37, closed)

I dont have an OBOE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 11:41, closed)

It pains me to say this, but
I BELIEVE IN ALBERT LIEMALLOW.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 12:10, closed)