I celebrated getting out of bed with a cup of tea.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:12, 10 replies)

Clicked for truthiness.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:24, closed)

A difficult and tricky act
Does one swing one leg over first, clutching the tea cup in sweaty & limp palm, then go for the next leg? Or does one simply place the tea on an item of furniture, hopefully aligned close to the bed (and possibly where one's mother left it earlier) and attempt the manoeuvre thus unencumbered?
( rofl harris, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:38, closed)

For his wife maybe

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:39, closed)

His massive, sweaty, rolls-of-fat grotesque wife.
Is this even true? I love the idea of this twiglet boy being enfolded into a morbidly obese blubberhouse, but I'd really love to see a photo.
(SlantedScience, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 5:50, closed)

Are you trying to entice someone into getting themselves banned?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:01, closed)

Google b3ta amorous badger wicca'd
it's not half as good as the one where they're on the (reinforced) sofa together but it should give you a good impression of the disparity in scale there
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:07, closed)

LOL
Is that AB? Fuck me, I wouldn't want to cough within six feet of him for fear of rattling him into a hundred pieces. I always felt a bit sorry for a bloke that found it fun to collate the comments of losers on a humorous website for a hobby, but that...
(SlantedScience, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:56, closed)

The one your mum left for you after you'd had a wank?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 16:42, closed)

I celebrated getting into bed with a nice wank, but then I woke up and it had all been a dream and there was a nice cup of tea by my bed.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 17:33, closed)

with and into
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 18:31, closed)