
Tell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.
( , Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
« Go Back

and failed. Woman never seem to be able to get on with me. I can just sit there in a room with friends and the woman present will just hate me for no reason without me even saying anything. Dunno why.
Gay men on the other hand can't seem to get enough. I've never understood it. What is it that gay men like and woman hate about me?
( , Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:29, 15 replies)

Are you gay?
If yes, then don't complain about it.
If no, then it's a right bugger.
(pun intended)
( , Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:38, closed)

Or in the case of one bloke I know, geeky to the point of being a furry.
( , Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:58, closed)

Have an excruciatingly patronising article from the BBC
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8355287.stm
( , Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:30, closed)

1)The girls you meet don't like gay people (unlikely)
2)The girls you meet are all slappers and when they realise your gay they don't see the point in talking to you (unlikely)
3)You don't talk to them so they don't talk to you(Likely)
4)You smell (probably not)
5)You are not camp enough to be seen as good fun (maybe)
6)You have slept with all their ex's hehe (you tell me)
7)Your friends haven't painted you in a positive light (could be)
Just a few ideas..
( , Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:34, closed)

Add:
8) You are seen as a threat because you are very attractive and charming :D
( , Wed 16 Dec 2009, 14:39, closed)

...it's the fact you mean "women" but you type "woman"?
( , Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:25, closed)

erm, um, actually, there's always just been one woman present at any social event I've ever been to...erm...honest :)
actually, I think it's cause I don't talk to them, so they don't talk to me. I know one occasion where my mates girlfriend actually felt threatened. Then again, I was being rather flirty with her boyfriend at the time (I was drunk).
( , Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:31, closed)

In fact, a gay friend of mine stopped hanging out with me after I got propositioned a good many times when we went out (as friends) and he wasn't.
I freely admit to being a little camp though and I do have a muscly arse, even if the rest of me has gone to seed.
( , Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:54, closed)
« Go Back