Childhood Ambitions
HoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
HoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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fire engine
In the infants we were all asked what we wanted to be when we grow up. I wanted to be a pharmacist mainly because I thought it sounded clever (my mum had told me what it was and I thought, I'LL HAVE ME SOME OF THAT). However, one boy decided he was going to be a fire engine, that's right, not a fireman, but a fire engine.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:08, Reply)
In the infants we were all asked what we wanted to be when we grow up. I wanted to be a pharmacist mainly because I thought it sounded clever (my mum had told me what it was and I thought, I'LL HAVE ME SOME OF THAT). However, one boy decided he was going to be a fire engine, that's right, not a fireman, but a fire engine.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:08, Reply)
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