Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I'm so effin dullwhen I was a kid I wanted to be a product designer! Not interesting products, oh no, not for me. I would have been quite happy designing a new washing up liquid bottle! Well, I went to college and studied it, realised it was as dull as dishwater so gave up.
I'm now unemployed, my only skill is working in a call centre and I'm still fascinated by the design of new products.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 17:34, Reply)
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