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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Walking up to automatic doors
and waving my hand in front of me Jedi-like just before they open never fails to amuse*.



*Myself, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:32, 9 replies)
I do that
only I call out "Simm simm salabeem!"

You can tell who's over 40 by who laughs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:38, closed)
who doesn't do that?

(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:48, closed)
I don't


...YET!
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 19:40, closed)
I do sort of the same..
But uhh... I clap my hands and hold them out and.. pretend I'm doing alchemy.
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:16, closed)
Not just the automatic entry doors
Lift doors are a particular favourite. When I know them well I can tell the exact point from the sound. Cue parting of the red sea action.
(LittleKitty, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 21:55, closed)
Well
You can't not, really. *click*
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 1:32, closed)
Jedi Mind Trick
In a similar vein, I frequently say "these are not the droids you are looking for" in conversations, for no other reason than it makes me laugh.
(Mandrill, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 1:41, closed)
I so that too
But I sort of flick my hand subtly like as if I don't want anyone to see my jedi powers.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 2:17, closed)
I also do this.

(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:13, closed)

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