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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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"Lysis" is Greek for "splitting"
So "hydrolysis," for example, means "splitting water."

If you're as immature and disgusting as me, you'll never look at the word "analysis" in the same way again.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:25, 11 replies)
lol
i like. (not having my arse split in two that is, i meant the post).

clickidy click
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:28, closed)
Eh?
You only have one bum cheek? Where does the poo come out?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:46, closed)
Oh, sorry, didn't read the punctuation properly
I read that as "I like not having my arse split in two".
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:47, closed)
I read that as spitting
But after closer inspection i couldn't of been more wrong

*click*
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:36, closed)
Splitting ana?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:37, closed)
Absolutely!
Ah, lovely Ana...
(I helped save b3ta! uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 19:17, closed)
Thank you
You have given me pub conversation fodder for later tonight. For this I thank you. From the bottom of my heart.

Errrr x x x
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 17:16, closed)
Fuck, I thought I was the only one! :D
(Did A-level bio and chem, so I'd independently come to the same conclusion.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:20, closed)
Oh you bastard
That hadn't occurred to me, and I've still got three years of my degree to go. My Physics degree.
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 17:43, closed)
*click*
And an early office lol.

Emailing Ana at Ryanair is never gonna be the same again...
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 8:39, closed)
Someone else!!
Wow, I've gotten the strangest looks from people when trying to explain why I snigger uncontrollably at the idea of professional analysis.
(nordelius, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 10:46, closed)

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