Oh, Im definitely going to Hell
An evening out in Surrey with some teacher friends of mine ended* with all of us running through a graveyard (which was probably on the way home). I wrote 666 on a gravestone in urine while shouting "I am Satan" at the top of my voice.

Writing this down makes it sound worse that it seemed at the time (more than 20 years ago, so the guy in the grave is probably more dead by now)

*there was more hilarity to come

Edit: another one - in Maynooth (wherein there is a seminary) there is a statue of the Pope as a huge beetle molesting a child. I stood on the Pope's back and pissed on his head.
(trevorthecat, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:11, 27 replies)

"More hilarity to come"
Was there some hilarity in this post? I missed it.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:09, closed)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:09, closed)

If I were related to the person whose grave you pissed on
I would want to kill you. Just saying.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:23, closed)

I quite understand and agree
my 40-odd year old self has a hard time understanding many of the actions of my 20-odd year old self.

Actually, often my sober self is utterly bewildered by some of the things my drunken self has done.

Karma has revenged herself on me with some righteous beatings at various stages of my life.
(trevorthecat, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:00, closed)

Yes, blame it on youth and alcohol, nothing to do with you being a grade-A prick, oh no.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:14, closed)

"Writing this down makes it sound worse that it seemed at the time"
At the time, were you a complete cunt?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:32, closed)

The worst part of this is that it looks like he's a teacher.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:34, closed)

It's ok
The guy in the grave was dead apparently. And even more so now. So I think it's alright.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:38, closed)

Thank God for that.
That makes all the difference.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:42, closed)

That stops it being a crime, oh yes.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:43, closed)

Clearly I was wrong to call him a complete cunt for pissing on a grave.
I mean, as long as the occupant is dead it's cool.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:45, closed)

Brayndedd
Nice to see your name dotted about criticising other peoples posts when you have been so insightful and prolific yourself. Why not fuck off back to /talk
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:43, closed)

this is brilliant, coming from the man who last posted a story in december 2008.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:19, closed)

wednesday 27th July
to be accurate Janet but don't let facts get in the way of your scathing critiques. After all why change the habit of a lifetime
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 11:04, closed)

i seem to have upset you, despite being a faceless fellow-member of a comedy website.
i can only apologise for that.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:54, closed)

Its ok
Just me being over sensitive. Sorry bout that
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:14, closed)

Aww, is he ruining your internet?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 19:49, closed)

I don't post on qftw because I am a terrible liar.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:27, closed)

Yes. &...
Just guaranteed that no-one here will ever take you seriously. Ever.
Just saying.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:43, closed)

Christ, 'being taken seriously on QOTW'.
Now THERE'S low expectations.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:11, closed)

Sweet. Merciful. Jesus.
People take this crap seriously?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 0:14, closed)

We'll have none of your reactionary trolling here, thanks.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 1:17, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:51, closed)

*fervent applause*

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:06, closed)

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:20, closed)

So, your story is 'I'm a fucking prick'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:24, closed)

No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:23, closed)