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Dan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29)
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Being an Agent
I represented a rather talented girl from my hometown in Norfolk for a number of years. She was a classically trained pianist and enjoyed success on the West End for a time.

After I've admittedly made a few bad decisions about putting her on crap TV shows and the like, she only ever seems to pop up now on shitty TV ads for just about anyone and everyone.

That's how I 'lowered Klass'.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:04, 12 replies)
Get out.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:19, closed)
you weak cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:24, closed)
oh shush.
I'm working my way up to the 'good stuff'.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:28, closed)
work harder

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:35, closed)
You proud of those words you typed?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:33, closed)
I'd like to lower her standards,
if you know what I mean!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:38, closed)
You would like to get her to try a pot noodle?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:50, closed)
She could pot my noodle,
if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:05, closed)
I know what you mean,
if you know what I mean.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:39, closed)
Mine are better than that!
And I'm shit. They told me last week.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:37, closed)
You are shit Edj

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:50, closed)
Just trying to live down to expectations Bonz

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:08, closed)

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