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Dan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?

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Class lead to the break up of a marriage this week.
Paltrow couldn't tolerate Chris's dad's brother, a siamese twin who had made a fortune as a rapper, and wasn't ashamed to flaunt it. That was his conjoined uncle bling.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:06, 25 replies)
Were you dropped on your head by the midwife?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:07, closed)
Shut the fuck up you mong.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:21, closed)
Hahahahaha
Excellent typographical violence here.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:53, closed)
It really is a hostile internet place. Next thing people will be giving out people IRL identities.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:41, closed)
Which one of them do you think was the first to discover their spouse was a vacuous, self-obsessed yet talentless arsehole?
I think it was probably Gwyneth, by a margin of about 2 minutes.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:28, closed)
is there a difference between dr preference and dr shambolic?
if so, what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:11, closed)
1
(Or 3, on a triple word score)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:19, closed)
Shambolic is all piss and vinegar,
Preference is shit puns.

Not convinced that either of them are genuine doctors, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:19, closed)
Skagra is the only real DR around here

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:50, closed)
And me.
I'm a doctor of LURVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:00, closed)
"either ... is", you illiterate goblin

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:55, closed)
I stand corrected.
You is genuine doctors!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:03, closed)
are you one of the thick fat ones?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 13:54, closed)
don't you know it's poor form to answer a question with a question?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:04, closed)
what prick taught you that?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:53, closed)
Shambolic is a bitter spastic with a tiny penis
Sorry, what was the question again?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:06, closed)

Genuine office lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 14:34, closed)
^This

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:56, closed)
I can't even work out on what this is supposed to be a pun.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:56, closed)
Neither can I....
...shall we just all call him a spastic, and then nod in a self satisfied kind of way?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:49, closed)
While holding a croissant?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 26 Mar 2014, 16:50, closed)
You're NOT holding a croissant?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:33, closed)
Conscious separation.
Or whatever phrase Gwyneth is using to avoid the word "divorce".
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:02, closed)
Ah, "conjoined uncoupling".
Which just makes it sound like they're Siamese twins who've decided to stop having sex with each other.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:08, closed)
That's sounds pretty sexy.

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