ClassDan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
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Albert Marshmallow lacks class to the extent that he's deleted posts which exposed his lack of understanding of property investment.How ghastly.
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it's almost as if he checked those facts, realised they were correct and then deleted to try and save some face.Everybody saw it as well, what does he hope to achieve?
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In the dimly lit recesses of his simian brainI think he harbours a small hope that some daft cunts on here will actually believe him.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:46,
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he's a very silly man(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:47, closed)
He is a very silly man and a hopeless dickend.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 19:06,
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you know what?I even believe him about the Heston coffee machine.
No, I really really do.
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yer m8 i dunno, it dunt luk gud duz it m8 lol(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 19:31, closed)
I could bore you to death on the subject of coffee machines and it is safe to say that the technology that exists to make coffee is possibly not really going to go any further in advancement. The fully automatic bean to cup machine is pretty close to doing away with the first world problem of baristas. Heston is not an engineer nor a specialist in coffee and all its various problems and charms. The best Heston could do is lend his name to a coffee machine or discover a spray flavour distillate to go with a cup of coffee. Other than, as ever, do fuck off.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:05,
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alright quinchy(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:11, closed)
AlrightI know - but I like coffee machines. do you have a link to his original claims.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:12,
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nah, I'm not a link prick(, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:17, closed)
I will ask AB - or rather I probably won't.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 20:28,
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Como esta, negron.b3ta.com/questions/mysaviour/post1962847
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 21:32,
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graciasTBF - you would have to know nothing about coffee machines to buy that model of automatic bean to cup at that price.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 21:52,
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^thinks Nescafe Gold Blend is height of sophistication. (
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:54,
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^hangs out in Starbucks all day for free wifi and warmth(
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:14,
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WHAT A COCKSWEEPING BOUNDER!Some of my wittiest* replies were part of those deleted threads!
*I called him a lying, attention seeking dullard quite a lot
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yeah, it's not like nobody saw itYet the main thread is still there. It's as if he's desperate for recognition as a wealthy, cultured man about town, in spite of the evidence that he is in fact a state educated mediocrity who has to lie on the internet to dull the pain of his failures.
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Don't forget the coffee machineand the moped.
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^takes words on the internet far too seriously, sheer lack of class. (
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 9:53,
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^Glutton for punishment(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:01, closed)
dude, it's you that takes words so seriously that you delete.Pretty sure that makes you the prick here, nobody else.
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^in desperate need of therapy...deletion of comments on a website should not be so upsetting.(
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:55,
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so why did you delete them?Was it because it showed up your lack of understanding of a subject to profess to being an expert in?
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^displaying extreme anxiety and anger in response to irrelevant events, probably needs to be sectioned. (
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:13,
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^ avoiding answering the question (, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:22, closed)
he's deleted again(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:57, closed)
sad times :((, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:05, closed)
Rather amusingly, one of the posts he deleted was the one where he was weeping and whining about the fact that somebody else had deleted a post.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:17,
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he is a prickbut so are you. which means that you are wrong when you say "nobody else" is a prick.
because you are both pricks.
pricks.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:22,
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we're all pricks for different reasons(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:23,
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^embarrassed about renting his home ^(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:40,
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^proud of owning two-up, two-down in provincial shithole. (
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:16,
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Never really occurred to me that I should be either proud or ashamed of owning houses.It's just a consequence of being born with a big brain and earning money. I might as well be proud of my inside leg measurement. You have a very peculiar set of ideas about what it's actually like to be financially successful.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:20,
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^dodging eviction notices and pretending to be out when the bailiffs call.(
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:23,
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This isn't going well for you, petal.The bravado and bluster doesn't really work once you've been unveiled as a desperate wannabe with no grasp of the issue but a massive chip on his shoulder.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:28,
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^bizarrely concerned that I'm concerned as to whether it's 'going well' for me. (
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:30,
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I think you're confusing "Words on the internet" with "my words on the internet"(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:33,
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I can't be bothered to read all this, can someone summarise for me exactly who is upset at whothx hun
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:26,
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Liemallow resurrected his fantasy about being a property tycoon.People mocked him.
He deleted the evidence in a girly huff.
But really it was all a big long-winded joke and he was just pretending to be a delusional dickend and he's made everybody else look like a proper Charlie. The wee scamp.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:30,
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an apt summation of events(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:33, closed)
^most exciting thing that's happened to you this month.(
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:49,
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why are you still deleting and avoiding questions?Just curious like.
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^obviously insane, doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.(
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:59,
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yeah, so insane that I make up stories which could serve as colanders and yet insist on their veracity(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:01, closed)
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