Please would someone explain?
Fake breasts. I honestly do not understand the attraction of them.

1) They stand out like they are made from plastic.

2) They are made from plastic.

3) They feel like rocks.

4) You can't squeeze them.

So.. what is the attraction?

Just face it, slim girls tend to be less well endowed. If she is a size 6 (that's 0 for 'Merkins, because you are all, without any exceptions, clinically obese) she will be less well endowed than a curvy size 10 or 12. Unless of course she is that one in a million. In which case, well played.
(jshaftoe, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 0:52, 15 replies)

my cousin is that one in a million
a gorgeous girl.
half chinese, size 8 with 36DD breasts.
it's so unfair.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 0:55, closed)

You don't happen to have her phone number to hand?
:)
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 1:01, closed)

not since she moved to wales

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:17, closed)

I'll need to see some pictures of her
before I believe this.
(kid_charlemagne is apparently still not dead yet., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 1:32, closed)

the only one i've got
is her wedding photo
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:17, closed)

Pics
pleeeeeeeeeeease
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 4:40, closed)

pervert :D

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:18, closed)

Yep fake tits
they feel horrible
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 1:02, closed)

I thought size 0 was a size 4?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 1:46, closed)

My wife
Size 8, 5foot 4 and wears a 30g bra.
trufax
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 1:54, closed)

pity the freak
and should anyone wish to argue

not very nice
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 3:09, closed)

Please note
that spimf's pic above may be NSFW. And it's not nice either.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 8:18, closed)

Now I
wouldn't mind going up a cup size but that is just...wrong. On a huge and droopy level. *bokes*
(berk, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:48, closed)

^this^ all over
they are rubbish
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:12, closed)

The wisest thing Adam Carolla ever said...
..."if I can touch them, they're real."
(Canerbry porks kittens, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:21, closed)